emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

icecooly94:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

have we found an explanation for this yet?

icecooly94:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

have we found an explanation for this yet?

Cute underwear

sillykana:

sharky-bandit:

houseofalexzander:

I bought cute undies at the mall today. The lady shopping next to me said “I have to ask, my son is trans, I am buying him underwear… I mean her, still working on the her thing, sorry, but could you help me? Please!”


I almost cried.

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really though nothing makes me happier than supportive parents of trans* kids

almost tears

creamconverse:

strigays:

thesassylorax:

PUT EM UP, PUT EM UP! I’LL TAKE YA ON! I TAKE YA WITH ONE PAW TIED BEHIND ME BACK! I’LL FIGHT YA STANDIN’ ON ONE FOOT! I’LL FIGHT YA WITH MY EYES CLOSED!

SCREAMS

wow i never realized how violent john watson could be

creamconverse:

strigays:

thesassylorax:

PUT EM UP, PUT EM UP! I’LL TAKE YA ON! I TAKE YA WITH ONE PAW TIED BEHIND ME BACK! I’LL FIGHT YA STANDIN’ ON ONE FOOT! I’LL FIGHT YA WITH MY EYES CLOSED!

SCREAMS

wow i never realized how violent john watson could be


Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

rainsweet:

will always reblog this story

imnotsurehowtonormal:

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

this whole thing is an acid trip start to finish

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

glamydia:

This is the white girlest post I’ve read all day

sarkyfancypants:

Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.

rapldashing:

I don’t care that I am a full grown human my parents should still carry me in from the car when I pretend to be asleep

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

mephisto073:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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that duck looks really clean

nosdrinker:

codeinewarrior:

girls just wanna have f

ood poisoning